Monday, May 9, 2011

Some Fun Exercise Humor :)

Walking can add  minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in  a nursing
home at $7000 per  month.

My  grandpa started walking
five miles a day when  he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and  we don't know where he is.

I  like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy  me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing  again

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm  doing..
I  joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a  pound.
Apparently you have to go  there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't  she.'

If  you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I  know I got a lot of exercise
the last few  years,......
just getting over the  hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a  lot more information in our  heads.
That's my  story and I'm sticking to  it.
AND I love this next  one!

Every time I start thinking too much about how I  look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I  leave,
I look just fine.

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